2005-11-11
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Pat Robertson is a fuckhead
Shut the hell up, Robertson!
As some of you may have heard, Pat Robertson, the intolerant, homophobic, nipple-dick, jesus-freak-asshole televangelist has just warned the town of Dover, PA to be afraid of god's wrath. Dover ousted the republicans who were trying to get Intelligent Design (ID) into the school science curriculum. *on one knee, bowing to the rational, sensible people of Dover* ID 'theory' is a back-door attempt by the christians to turn people away from science at 'back' towards god by filling the 'gaps' in evolution with supernatural bullshit. Anyways, this asshole is incensed that god didn't win, so he's claiming that god has abandoned Dover, and that if they have a natural disaster in the future, they shouldn't turn to god; he left. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected Him from your city. And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there." Oh please. Precisely when god told Robertson this, or in what words is indeterminate. This wonderfully tolerant, god-fearing fuck in 1998 also "warned the city of Orlando, Florida that it risked hurricanes, earthquakes and terrorist bombs after it allowed homosexual organizations to put up rainbow flags in support of sexual diversity." [source = Reuters] Wait, Florida gets hurricanes? Think of that yourself, asshole? So let me see if I understand this: Hurricanes, at least those that have hit in the last 7 years, are due to homosexuals having the right to be tolerant? What about the thousands of other hurricanes that hit Florida before anyone even lived there? Were some of the animals homosexual too? FUCK OFF, Pat, you're such a piece of shit. Look, if you believe in god that's fine, but don't use it to try and change the country and pull us into another dark age. Free will, remember? Follow your fucking book!
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